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The Man Can .


What can a man do? Anything he sets his mind to my friend, anything. Including looking and smelling like the handsome, sweet-scented hero he is.The man can is a collection of soaps, body butter, shave oils and body mitt to convert the roughest ruffian into a slick gentleman; just add water. Preferably from a shower or bath but an ice cold polar lake will do. It even comes conveniently packed into a paint tin so you can keep it in the back of your four-by-four or in your shed. So if you get a last minute call to be a best man or you forgot your significant other’s date-night or anniversary, you can go from John Wayne to James Bond in just one quick wash and brush up. Unfortunately tuxedo not included.

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