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TREZOR Black .

$99

Do you ever look around at drones flying through the air and functioning organs being printed out of a computer and think that you’re living in the future? Well might as well embrace it because just like joint pain and crippling regret, Moore’s law is coming for us all. Digital currencies are the next step in our technical evolution and you don’t want to be caught dragging your knuckles. Thanks to the inherently secure design of Bitcoins all you need is the right tool to use them. The TREZOR Bitcoin wallet makes using this currency simple, easy and most importantly, secure. Just like your ancestor who discovered that a sharpened rock made digging a hell of a lot easier, this little gadget has everything necessary to remove all remaining obstacles to spending non-existent money to pay for stuff you don’t need.

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